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Just wanted to take some time out to wish you all the best. May your Christmas be abundant with fatty food, lots of beverages, and presents galore!

How will you spend your Christmas eve?

I will be spending the evening with my dad —

eating, eating, eating, enjoying a few beers, eating some more, and unwrapping presents. Then falling asleep infront of the TV, before dragging my stuffed stomach to bed.

So, again, I wish you all a merry, merry, very very oh so merry Christmas.

PS: I am aware that the Christmas celebration won’t be starting until tomorrow morning for many parts of the world. But since I live in Norway, where it’s only yesterday we abandoned clay huts, invented the paper clip, got colour television, discarded bank cheques, and discovered the wonders of fire, we are actually sufficiently technologically retarded enough to think it’s a brilliant idea to celebrate Christmas today. Yes, we do. Now, where did I leave my ice tablet?